Crumpled Home

While Mum and the kids were off having a great time down south, I was left slaving away at the daily grind. One night, after picking up some dinner in one of my old haunts, I was surprised to find myself surrounded by hordes of undead. Looks like the neighbourhood has gone downhill since we used to live there.

The One that Isn't Ready Yet

The One that Needs a Hand

The One with a Musical Bent

The One that Needs a Hug

The One that I Saw

The One with a Famous Relative

(while watching a documentary on Antarctica)

(Fuzzy baby penguin comes on screen)

LR: Awww.. So cute!

Dad: Yeah, fuzzy.

Mum: Cute!

RJ: Cute baby penguin!

(Penguin mother taking care of baby)

LR: They’re really cute.

Dad: Yeah, they really are cute!

Mum: Awww…. cute.RJ: What a cute family.

(Penguin staggers to shore, covered in blood after being attacked by a leopard seal)

LR: The poor thing!

Mum & Dad: Awww… That poor little guy.

RJ: (yelling) ZOMBIE PENGUIN! IT’S A ZOMBIE PENGUIN!!! AAAAAA!!!!