Crumpled Home » zombies http://tobob.com Our world is not the same Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:18:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The sweet, peaceful dreams of a child… http://tobob.com/201006/the-sweet-peaceful-dreams-of-a-child/ http://tobob.com/201006/the-sweet-peaceful-dreams-of-a-child/#comments Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:07:57 +0000 Luke http://tobob.com/?p=1876 (discussing nightmares over breakfast)

RJ: My dream was about robot emus. They were really scary because they could run faster than me.
Dad: Whoah. That sounds awful!
RJ: Yes. They had guns on them on too.
Dad: Did you have a way to stop them, or to get away?
RJ: I found out that when you put toothpaste in their eyes, it kills them.
Dad: So you killed them and escaped?
RJ: No! They came back to life! They turned into zombie robot emus!

Emu love

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RJ: Braaaaains…. Braaaains… I … need … brains…

Dad: Have you checked your sister? She might have some to spare.

RJ: (turning to LR) Braaaains?

LR: Sorry RJ. I need all my brains.

RJ: Braaaains…

Dad: How about the dog? Actually, forget that. She doesn’t have any brains.

LR: (protesting) Yes she does!!!

RJ: Braaaains…

Mum: Here you go RJ. Porridge for us, and a big fresh bowl of brains for you.

RJ: Thank you mummie zombie.

Mum: You’re welcome little zombie.

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The One that Isn't Ready Yet

The One that Isn't Ready Yet

The One that Needs a Hand

The One that Needs a Hand

The One with a Musical Bent

The One with a Musical Bent

The One that Needs a Hug

The One that Needs a Hug

The One that I Saw

The One that I Saw

Dad... Is that you you?

The One with a Famous Relative

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(Fuzzy baby penguin comes on screen)

LR: Awww.. So cute!

Dad: Yeah, fuzzy.

Mum: Cute!

RJ: Cute baby penguin!

(Penguin mother taking care of baby)

LR: They’re really cute.

Dad: Yeah, they really are cute!

Mum: Awww…. cute.RJ: What a cute family.

(Penguin staggers to shore, covered in blood after being attacked by a leopard seal)

LR: The poor thing!

Mum & Dad: Awww… That poor little guy.

RJ: (yelling) ZOMBIE PENGUIN! IT’S A ZOMBIE PENGUIN!!! AAAAAA!!!!

So tired

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