Crumpled Home » vikings http://tobob.com Our world is not the same Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:19:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Insert lame joke here http://tobob.com/201108/insert-lame-joke-here/ http://tobob.com/201108/insert-lame-joke-here/#comments Wed, 10 Aug 2011 03:07:11 +0000 Luke http://tobob.com/?p=4728
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    (while eating breakfast)

    LR: Dad, now my other foot is hurting.

    Dad: From yesterday, on the trampoline? Not a good sign. You know what they do with horses when they break a leg or seriously hurt themselves?

    LR: No?

    Dad: They shoot them.

    LR: You can’t shoot me!

    Dad: I know. We’ll come up with another plan instead.

    RJ: How about we just build a pyramid and bury her inside with some slaves and some of those beetles?

    Dad: Nice idea. We can leave the cat in there too!

    LR: Noooooo!

    Dad: How about we find her a job where she doesn’t have to walk around much?

    RJ: Why don’t we cover her in honey, and stand her in the corner so that all the flies and mosquitoes stick to her.

    Dad: Great idea!

    LR: Nooooo!

    RJ: Okay then. We don’t have a choice. We’ll have to put her on a boat with all her weapons and set her on fire.

    Dad: I’ve always loved a good Viking burial!

    LR: But… But… But, I don’t have a wife to burn with me, so you’d have to throw my best friend on there, and L.’s parents would be REALLY MAD if you did that!

    Giza pyramids area

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    (Over the weekend, I introduced the kids to some Monty Python sketches, which RJ really seemed to enjoy. This may not have been a good idea…)

    Dad: What do you want in your sandwiches, guys?

    RJ: Toasty cheese!

    LR: Ham, Cheese and tomato, please!

    Dad: Okay. Toasty cheese for RJ. And for LR, ham, cheese, tomato and spam… without the spam in it.

    LR: No spam! Stop talking about spam!

    RJ: Spam! I love spam! I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

    LR: (yelling, upset) BUT I DON’T LIKE SPAM!

    RJ: (yelling, ecstatic)… spam, spam, spam, spam. Spammity spam! Wonderful Spam!

    Dad & RJ: (yelling together) SHUT UP YOU VIKINGS!

    LR & Mum: Please stop now? Please?

    Spam, Now with Real Bacon!

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