Insert lame joke here
(while eating breakfast)
LR: Dad, now my other foot is hurting.
Dad: From yesterday, on the trampoline? Not a good sign. You know what they do with horses when they break a leg or seriously hurt themselves?
LR: No?
Dad: They shoot them.
LR: You can’t shoot me!
Dad: I know. We’ll come up with another plan instead.
RJ: How about we just build a pyramid and bury her inside with some slaves and some of those beetles?
Dad: Nice idea. We can leave the cat in there too!
LR: Noooooo!
Dad: How about we find her a job where she doesn’t have to walk around much?
RJ: Why don’t we cover her in honey, and stand her in the corner so that all the flies and mosquitoes stick to her.
Dad: Great idea!
LR: Nooooo!
RJ: Okay then. We don’t have a choice. We’ll have to put her on a boat with all her weapons and set her on fire.
Dad: I’ve always loved a good Viking burial!
LR: But… But… But, I don’t have a wife to burn with me, so you’d have to throw my best friend on there, and L.’s parents would be REALLY MAD if you did that!
