Insert lame joke here
(while eating breakfast)
LR: Dad, now my other foot is hurting.
Dad: From yesterday, on the trampoline? Not a good sign. You know what they do with horses when they break a leg or seriously hurt themselves?
LR: No?
Dad: They shoot them.
LR: You can’t shoot me!
Dad: I know. We’ll come up with another plan instead.
RJ: How about we just build a pyramid and bury her inside with some slaves and some of those beetles?
Dad: Nice idea. We can leave the cat in there too!
LR: Noooooo!
Dad: How about we find her a job where she doesn’t have to walk around much?
RJ: Why don’t we cover her in honey, and stand her in the corner so that all the flies and mosquitoes stick to her.
Dad: Great idea!
LR: Nooooo!
RJ: Okay then. We don’t have a choice. We’ll have to put her on a boat with all her weapons and set her on fire.
Dad: I’ve always loved a good Viking burial!
LR: But… But… But, I don’t have a wife to burn with me, so you’d have to throw my best friend on there, and L.’s parents would be REALLY MAD if you did that!




![<a href="http://tobob.com/201102/picture-time/">Picture time!</a> - Some friends came over to get some pictures done the other day, and the kids joined in to help out. The result was barely contained mayhem, an incredible mess, and one or two nice shots.
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