Crumpled Home

Carved watermelons and artificial pumpkins are the name of the game around here. Watch out for the gorilla and the monster eyeball in the window too!

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(There’s been lots of excitement preparing for our yearly Halloween party!)

LR: (wearing plastic vampire teeth) Bewaaaare… Bewaaaare… I’m a vaaaampiiiire.

RJ: (also wearing plastic vampire teeth) Woooh-wooooooh… I have some plastic teeth too…

RJ: I call them “teeth complainers”.

Dad: Why is that RJ?

RJ: Because they make people complain about your teeth.

(before school)

Mum: RJ! You can’t take your teeth complainers to school.

RJ: (very upset) But I love them!

Mum: You can’t. They’ll scare all the little kids.

RJ: (yelling) But they’re good for you! They keep your teeth protected!

(while driving home from school)

Dad: Red light. We have to stop.

RJ: Yes. Time to stop… No! Don’t stop here!

Dad: Why not?

RJ: Red vampires! They look like red people and they get you if you stop.

Dad: We have to stop; it’s a red light!

RJ: No, no! It’s a trap! They turn into bats and hide in the lights. Then they turn them red and get you.

Dad: Can’t I just lock the doors?

RJ: They’re too strong. They can break the locks.

Dad: We’ll drive really fast and get out of here.

RJ: No. They are very fast too.

Dad: I guess we’re doomed.

RJ: Yes. Doomed… doomed… doomed…