Apr 20 2011

An uncanny sense of perspective

(while getting ready for bed)

RJ: Urghhh!!! This toothpaste tastes terrible!

RJ: … But at least its better than getting killed in the army.

 

Keeping it clean!


Jun 1 2010

The sweet, peaceful dreams of a child…

(discussing nightmares over breakfast)

RJ: My dream was about robot emus. They were really scary because they could run faster than me.
Dad: Whoah. That sounds awful!
RJ: Yes. They had guns on them on too.
Dad: Did you have a way to stop them, or to get away?
RJ: I found out that when you put toothpaste in their eyes, it kills them.
Dad: So you killed them and escaped?
RJ: No! They came back to life! They turned into zombie robot emus!

Emu love