Dec
15
2010
(RJ is sitting next to his 5 month old cousin at the dinner table)
RJ: (holds up a grape) Now this. This is an olive. It’s delicious.
Vi: (flaps arms, yells)
RJ: And these are veggies. They are very bad for you.
Vi: (shrieks of joy)
RJ: Lollies are great though. Definitely eat lollies.
Vi: (loving the attention)
RJ: … and you can always eat rubbish.
RJ: (turns to everyone else at the table) I’m the worst teacher ever!
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May
3
2010
RJ made a rhinovirus this morning and took it to school for news.
His teacher met him at the door, and said “RJ! That’s lovely! Is it a sea urchin?” He said “No, it’s a rhinovirus. Those are protein spikes. They get in your nose and make you sneeze and cough. We all had them this weekend.”
It’s going to be a long 13 years of school…
RJ created his own rhinovirus, complete with protein spikes.
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