(RJ wanders into the room, uncharacteristically ‘down’)
RJ: I have a problem…
RJ: … I’m trying to make my light saber work and I don’t know where to get plasma. It needs to be super hot and I’m going to need a lot. Maybe even a googol of it…
RJ: … I’ve got everything else working except for that.
Just four days before his actual birthday, RJ held his amazing pirate birthday party. He very specifically planned everything, from the location down to exactly what would be on the cake. Thanks to his meticulous plans (and a bit of assistance from his entourage), everything went according to plan. Major events were sword making, a treasure hunt, taking over a pirate ship, firing cannons and eating (an RJ favorite).
Toothpaste?! Bah! Real pirates use rum!
(RJ strides into the kitchen, the hilt of a sword hovering behind his head, the blade thrust down the back of his t-shirt)
RJ: All right, I’m ready. What should I chop?
