Having a blog online that allows comments from users is great, but there’s always a problem with spam programs automatically posting messages. If I do my job right, no normal readers will ever see them, but I have to read through and get rid of them. They’re usually complete rubbish, but occasionally there’s a gem in there…

Today’s best:

Random spammer: “When is Obama going to speak out about this stuff?”

So insightful, and yet it does make me wonder… When IS he going to speak out about this stuff?

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(Over the weekend, I introduced the kids to some Monty Python sketches, which RJ really seemed to enjoy. This may not have been a good idea…)

Dad: What do you want in your sandwiches, guys?

RJ: Toasty cheese!

LR: Ham, Cheese and tomato, please!

Dad: Okay. Toasty cheese for RJ. And for LR, ham, cheese, tomato and spam… without the spam in it.

LR: No spam! Stop talking about spam!

RJ: Spam! I love spam! I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

LR: (yelling, upset) BUT I DON’T LIKE SPAM!

RJ: (yelling, ecstatic)… spam, spam, spam, spam. Spammity spam! Wonderful Spam!

Dad & RJ: (yelling together) SHUT UP YOU VIKINGS!

LR & Mum: Please stop now? Please?

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