Oct
18
2010
Having a blog online that allows comments from users is great, but there’s always a problem with spam programs automatically posting messages. If I do my job right, no normal readers will ever see them, but I have to read through and get rid of them. They’re usually complete rubbish, but occasionally there’s a gem in there…
Today’s best:
Random spammer: “When is Obama going to speak out about this stuff?”
So insightful, and yet it does make me wonder… When IS he going to speak out about this stuff?
no comments | tags: Obama, spam, spambots, spammers | posted in Family, Quotes
Feb
8
2010
(Over the weekend, I introduced the kids to some Monty Python sketches, which RJ really seemed to enjoy. This may not have been a good idea…)
Dad: What do you want in your sandwiches, guys?
RJ: Toasty cheese!
LR: Ham, Cheese and tomato, please!
Dad: Okay. Toasty cheese for RJ. And for LR, ham, cheese, tomato and spam… without the spam in it.
LR: No spam! Stop talking about spam!
RJ: Spam! I love spam! I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…
LR: (yelling, upset) BUT I DON’T LIKE SPAM!
RJ: (yelling, ecstatic)… spam, spam, spam, spam. Spammity spam! Wonderful Spam!
Dad & RJ: (yelling together) SHUT UP YOU VIKINGS!
LR & Mum: Please stop now? Please?
1 comment | tags: Dad, LR, lunch, Monty Python, Mum, RJ, sandwiches, spam, spam spam spam, vikings, wtf | posted in Family, Quotes
