Crumpled Home » servant http://tobob.com Our world is not the same Wed, 23 May 2012 03:07:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Our Longterm Childcare Options are Diminished http://tobob.com/200910/our-longterm-childcare-options-are-diminished/ http://tobob.com/200910/our-longterm-childcare-options-are-diminished/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:21:21 +0000 Luke http://tobob.com/?p=615
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    Am: You can come home with me. You’ll be my slave.

    LR: (exclaiming in dismay) I can’t be your slave! I’m not your kid!

    On Suffering

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    RJ: Thank you daddy. You’re a great daddy. I’ll call you servant.
    Dad: I’m not sure I want to be called servant.
    RJ: I call mummy servant.
    Dad: But I don’t think she’s really your servant. That means she does everything you ask her to.
    RJ: But she does everything I ask her to.

    Dienstbode / Maid

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    RJ: You’re a good cook mummy. A great cook.
    I think I’ll call you servant.

    Jean-Etienne Liotard: The Chocolate Pot

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