Crumpled Home

Am: You can come home with me. You’ll be my slave.

LR: (exclaiming in dismay) I can’t be your slave! I’m not your kid!

RJ: Thank you daddy. You’re a great daddy. I’ll call you servant.
Dad: I’m not sure I want to be called servant.
RJ: I call mummy servant.
Dad: But I don’t think she’s really your servant. That means she does everything you ask her to.
RJ: But she does everything I ask her to.

RJ: You’re a good cook mummy. A great cook.
I think I’ll call you servant.