Crumpled Home

(while putting away the remainder of the Halloween stuff in our garage)

RJ: (playing with two giant tarantulas used during Halloween) This is Bromley, and this is Snyder. They’ll be showing us around today.

Dad: I’m putting some music on.

RJ: The scary Halloween music? That’s a good idea.

Dad: No, something else today… What do you think?

RJ: (starts grooving) Hey… This is… funky… The good kind of funky.

Dad: Yeah, it’s pretty good.

RJ: (suddenly stops dancing around) It’s got funky guitars!!!!!
(launches into a massive air guitar solo ending with “rock-n-roll hands”)

Dad: (amazed) RJ… What was that!?

RJ: Guitars!

Dad: And where did you learn that from?

RJ: Mum showed me. You have to do it for the guitar songs.