Crumpled Home » red http://tobob.com Our world is not the same Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:18:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Watch out for the red ones http://tobob.com/200910/watch-out-for-the-red-ones/ http://tobob.com/200910/watch-out-for-the-red-ones/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:04:55 +0000 Luke http://tobob.com/?p=792 (while driving home from school)

Dad: Red light. We have to stop.

RJ: Yes. Time to stop… No! Don’t stop here!

Dad: Why not?

RJ: Red vampires! They look like red people and they get you if you stop.

Dad: We have to stop; it’s a red light!

RJ: No, no! It’s a trap! They turn into bats and hide in the lights. Then they turn them red and get you.

Dad: Can’t I just lock the doors?

RJ: They’re too strong. They can break the locks.

Dad: We’ll drive really fast and get out of here.

RJ: No. They are very fast too.

Dad: I guess we’re doomed.

RJ: Yes. Doomed… doomed… doomed…

Awaken

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