Crumpled Home » red lights http://tobob.com Our world is not the same Wed, 23 May 2012 03:07:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Watch out for the red ones http://tobob.com/200910/watch-out-for-the-red-ones/ http://tobob.com/200910/watch-out-for-the-red-ones/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:04:55 +0000 Luke http://tobob.com/?p=792
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    (while driving home from school)

    Dad: Red light. We have to stop.

    RJ: Yes. Time to stop… No! Don’t stop here!

    Dad: Why not?

    RJ: Red vampires! They look like red people and they get you if you stop.

    Dad: We have to stop; it’s a red light!

    RJ: No, no! It’s a trap! They turn into bats and hide in the lights. Then they turn them red and get you.

    Dad: Can’t I just lock the doors?

    RJ: They’re too strong. They can break the locks.

    Dad: We’ll drive really fast and get out of here.

    RJ: No. They are very fast too.

    Dad: I guess we’re doomed.

    RJ: Yes. Doomed… doomed… doomed…

    Awaken

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