Crumpled Home

(while driving home from school)

Dad: Red light. We have to stop.

RJ: Yes. Time to stop… No! Don’t stop here!

Dad: Why not?

RJ: Red vampires! They look like red people and they get you if you stop.

Dad: We have to stop; it’s a red light!

RJ: No, no! It’s a trap! They turn into bats and hide in the lights. Then they turn them red and get you.

Dad: Can’t I just lock the doors?

RJ: They’re too strong. They can break the locks.

Dad: We’ll drive really fast and get out of here.

RJ: No. They are very fast too.

Dad: I guess we’re doomed.

RJ: Yes. Doomed… doomed… doomed…