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Dad: All ready for T-Ball practice?

RJ: Yeah. I know how I can beat everyone at it too.

Dad: Really? How are you going to do that?

RJ: (rubbing hands and looking extremely mischievous) I have a secret weapon…

RJ: … I call it… Lunch.

RJ has begun his grueling training regime for the year. “Spring” training got off to a great start when, at his first practice session, he managed to hit the ball directly into the face of his coach, standing several metres away. Not surprisingly, T-ball is now his favorite sport.

RJ at the bat, moments after giving the ball a mighty clobbering.