Nov
4
2010
Snap, crackle, CHOMP!
(while eating breakfast)
RJ: I’ve built a bridge in my breakfast!
Dad: Who’s the bridge for?
RJ: The polar bears, so they don’t have to swim.
Dad: But polar bears can swim really well!
RJ: Yes, but it disturbs the cute little ammonites.
Dad: Aren’t ammonites extinct?
RJ: (whispering) Yes. They’re really nautiluses. Shhh.
Dad: Gotcha.
RJ: Also, the polar bears are afraid of the ice creatures.
Dad: Ice creatures?
RJ: There are big ice creatures in the water. The bears stand on the bridge and tease them, but sometimes they fall off and the ice creatures eat them.
