Aug
19
2009
The Kraken awakes!
The latest on the Kraken, courtesy of RJ and his “Kraken Joke Book”.
Q: Why did the Kraken cross the ocean?
A: To go and eat a pot.
Q: Why did the Kraken have big teeth?
A: Because he was a carnivore.
Q: Why did the Kraken smash the ship?
A: Because he was the Master of the Ocean.
Q: Why did the Kraken jump over the moon?
A: Because he wanted to eat a cow!
Just another day in the life of a giant, destructive sea creature.
