Jun 27 2011

Choose your own mythology

(quietly muttering to himself as he falls to sleep during a rainstorm)

RJ: All those oats… Falling, falling down… burning oats falling down.

RJ: The gods are angry and they’ve opened the oats and now they throw them down…

RJ: Tomorrow, its going to be a big mess… Oatmeal everywhere.

Golden Ears


Nov 6 2009

Sugary cereals? No way!!!

(during breakfast)

RJ: Braaaaains…. Braaaains… I … need … brains…

Dad: Have you checked your sister? She might have some to spare.

RJ: (turning to LR) Braaaains?

LR: Sorry RJ. I need all my brains.

RJ: Braaaains…

Dad: How about the dog? Actually, forget that. She doesn’t have any brains.

LR: (protesting) Yes she does!!!

RJ: Braaaains…

Mum: Here you go RJ. Porridge for us, and a big fresh bowl of brains for you.

RJ: Thank you mummie zombie.

Mum: You’re welcome little zombie.

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