Jan
23
2012
Choose your battles
(While playing in the waves at the beach…)
(RJ runs up to the ocean raising his fist into the air.)
RJ: (roaring at the ocean) I challenge you, Poseidon!!! My mortal enemy! YOU SHALL BE DEFEATED!!!
(RJ punches and kicks, throwing himself at the ocean with great ferocity. Meanwhile, a huge wave sweeps forward towards him.)
LR: (from a safe distance) Look out RJ!
RJ: What the!? ACK.
(The wave crashes over him, dragging him up the beach.)
RJ: Help! Help! Where’s the manual? I need the instruction manual! This isn’t working properly!
