Crumpled Home

(while eating breakfast)

LR: RJ, the Earth wont be around forever. The sun is going to blow up and the Earth will get completely burned.

RJ: But I want to do something awesome. I know, I’ll save the mammoths!

LR: You’ll have to go past Jupiter.

RJ: I’ll take them to Pluto. It’s icy.

Dad: But where are you going to get the mammoths. They’re extinct now.

RJ: I’ll need a time machine… But I have to invent it first.

Dad: RJ, can you come in your room and clean up the shells that are all over the floor?

RJ: I can’t! They have to be there!

Dad: Why?

RJ: Because I’m waiting for a mammoth to come and stomp them into the ground so they can become fossils.

Dad: But they’re going to hurt my feet if I walk in there!

RJ: Don’t do that! They aren’t for people! You have to be really big to push them into the floor.