Happy Mother’s Day, everyone! We hope all you Mom’s had a terrific day. Around here, the kids woke up early, putting together a great breakfast for Mom and tried to let her have a quiet, relaxing morning — before going on their normal weekend rampage.
Wow!!!! LR cooked up a huge batch of waffles and arranged this delicious breakfast for Mum! I'm really looking forward to Father's day.
(Discussing a school council meeting at our house…)
LR: My teacher will need to bring her kids along, because she’s divorced and she doesn’t have a husband to watch them.
RJ: What!? No husband? Then how did her kids get fertilized?
LR: She used to have a husband, but they got divorced.
RJ: What happened? Did she kill him?
LR: No, RJ! They got divorced so she wouldn’t kill him!
(Leaving the kids’ for a sleep over at Auntie Jess’ place…)
Mom: RJ, be good. And remember your manners please.
RJ: Sure thing! I’m always good.
Mom: Uh huh. And LR, for goodness sake make Auntie Jess WANT to have children one day!
LR: Cute and cuddly, Mum! Cute and cuddly!
(moments after finishing breakfast)
LR: Wait! Dad! Don’t clean up yet! This is important!
(RJ and LR turn away for a moment, then turn back… with spoons on their noses.)
LR & RJ: (in unison) It’s SCIENCE!!!
Dad: Brilliant!
LR: SCIENCE!!!
Dad: Amazing!
RJ: SCIENCE!!!
Dad: Terrific!
LR: SCIENCE!!!
Dad: Stupdendous!
RJ: Now hand over your knickers!!!!
And a moment later, it was off to the lab for some more experiments.
(while reading a bedtime story)
Dad: … “It’s that nickel I found, only it isn’t a nickel! It’s a magic charm…” … Hang on guys, do you know what a nickel is?
LR & RJ: Yeeeesssss…
Dad: LR, what do you think it is?
LR: It’s a type of metal, right?
Dad: That’s right. But it’s also one of these… RJ, any ideas?
RJ: (confidently) It’s kind of a small metal tooth — very detailed.
Dad: Uhhh… What?! Nevermind.
It’s a 5 cent coin from America. They used to make them out of nickel because it’s hard and stays shiny.RJ & LR: Ohhhh!!!
(while eating breakfast)
RJ: If I had a choice between eating liver treats and a big bowl of Rice Bubbles… I think I’d go for the Rice Bubbles.
Dad: I think I’d agree. Besides, liver treats are just awful in milk.
LR: (giggles)
RJ: And… If I had to choose between being a rubbish man or building blocks for a job… I think I’d go for the blocks. Rubbish is just so stinky.
Dad: I agree there too.
RJ: And… If I had to choose between being attacked by scorpions, or eating a nice piece of cake… I think I’d go for the cake.
LR: (attempting to make it more challenging) And what about if you had to choose between being attacked by a lion or being attacked by –
RJ: (interrupting) a cuddly bilbi? I’ll take the bilbi!!!
(Some great friends visited from the US. Among the many fantastic gifts they brought for us were six boxes of real Cheerios…)
Dad: So. What’s for breakfast this morning, guys? How about American Cheerios?
RJ: You’re saying it wrong.
Dad: (with mock American accent) Amerrrican Cheeeerrriowwws?
LR: Nope. You’re still saying it wrong.
Dad: (confused) What do you mean I’m saying it wrong?
RJ: There’s a Cheerio over the letter ‘i’. You’re not saying it.
LR: He’s right, Dad… and I don’t think it’s a silent Cheerio.
Dad: Fair enough… Who wants American Cheeri-Cheerio-os?
LR & RJ: We do!
Last weekend, LR competed in a diving competition. She was a bit worried because last time around, she didn’t do as well as she wanted to… This time was different…
LR brings all her skills from gymnastics and trampolining to diving.
(LR is sitting at the kitchen counter, checking her email while eating breakfast.)
LR: Hey! I’ve got an email… from Nature Play?
LR: (reading) Now that the weather is starting to cool a bit, it is a great time to get outside and enjoy a hike. There are heaps of opportunities in March to get out into the bush, so why not give some of these ideas a go…
LR: (snickers to herself as she moves on to the next message) Nice try, Nature Play… Nice try.
Rewind to February… Mom was hiking in New Zealand… Dad was feeding the kids… There were days they went without shoes. Sometimes, they even got hungry… They were dark, dark days.
In amongst the gloom and chaos, LR was forced to compete against hardened athletes in a trampoline competition. Somehow, despite her hair being done by her father, LR managed to rise up, again and again, soaring into the the sky, capturing first place in her competition.
Well done LR!!!!
She was all ready to go, fully charged up with bounce.
