Crumpled Home » jokes http://tobob.com Our world is not the same Sun, 04 Jul 2010 03:07:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 She’s just kidding! http://tobob.com/201002/shes-just-kidding/ http://tobob.com/201002/shes-just-kidding/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:07:22 +0000 Luke http://tobob.com/?p=1418 (LR wanders into Dad’s study, looking very proud of herself…)

LR: I wish mum would talk to me.

Dad: (confused) What? She’s always willing to talk to you, provided she’s not trying to get you guys out the door or something.

LR: (grinning) No, I just wish mum would talk to me.

Dad: I’m sorry your mother wont talk to you…?

LR: But mum wont talk… she just mumbles.

Nose Kiss

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LR: Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow?

Because he wanted to hide upside down in the custard!

LR: Why did the elephant paint himself purple, with a green face?

Because he wanted to hide in the purple carrot patch!

RJ: Why was the ship missing?

Because the Kraken already smashed it!

LR: What is a slug?

A snail with a housing problem!

RJ: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

Mum: Why did the fish cross the playground?

To get to the other tide!

LR: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands!

LR: What’s the scariest flower in the garden?

A dandelion!

Dad: What’s the scariest flower in the whole world?

A daisy. With a lion hiding behind it!

Chicken Crossing The Road

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