(LR wanders into Dad’s study, looking very proud of herself…)
LR: I wish mum would talk to me.
Dad: (confused) What? She’s always willing to talk to you, provided she’s not trying to get you guys out the door or something.
LR: (grinning) No, I just wish mum would talk to me.
Dad: I’m sorry your mother wont talk to you…?
LR: But mum wont talk… she just mumbles.
LR: Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow?
Because he wanted to hide upside down in the custard!
LR: Why did the elephant paint himself purple, with a green face?
Because he wanted to hide in the purple carrot patch!
RJ: Why was the ship missing?
Because the Kraken already smashed it!
LR: What is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
RJ: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Mum: Why did the fish cross the playground?
To get to the other tide!
LR: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
LR: What’s the scariest flower in the garden?
A dandelion!
Dad: What’s the scariest flower in the whole world?
A daisy. With a lion hiding behind it!
