Heather: RJ. Why on earth are you wearing a long sleeve shirt on such a hot day?

RJ: Because Dad didn’t tell me what to wear and I just grabbed it!

Heather: You do know its summer, right?

RJ: Yeah, I’ll just blame it on Dad. He is the one who always makes us do the things that are bad for kids to do.

Heather: Like what?

RJ: Well this one time he made me wear a jumper and it wasn’t even winter! I mean… Who does that? That guy just isn’t on the right track.

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During the winter nights, LR has a hot water bottle to cuddle to keep warm. It has a cute puppy cover over it and is great for snuggling up to.

I don’t think she knows that I make little yelping noises when I fill it up with boiling water at night.

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