(while playing lego together)
Dad: So RJ, if you were at your birthday party and a giant, venomous spider showed up, threatening everyone…
RJ: (curious) Yeah?
Dad: What kind of weapon would you use to fight it? A sword? A spear?
RJ: Well… Hmm… To kill a giant spider,.. I would use… A giant boot!
(while eating breakfast)
RJ: Scarlet’s feet are clicking… Click click click.
Dad: Is that a problem?
RJ: Yes. It reminds me of giant spiders walking around the house… Giant spiders that eat people.
Dad: Maybe we could train one. We could have it as a pet!
RJ: No. That’s not a good idea.
Dad: Why not?
RJ: Because Grammy doesn’t mind little spiders, but she would be scared of a giant spider and she would freak out.
Dad: Fair enough. Can’t say I’d blame her.
