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RJ: I think I know why the wobbegongs are nearly extinct.

Dad: Yeah? Why?

RJ: Well. My hypothesis is that they were resting on the bottom of the ocean, just being happy and then the bad guys went swimming past, but they got too close and then one of the wobbegongs swam up and bit one of the bad guys. This made the bad guys REALLY mad, so they went and killed all the wobbegongs for revenge.

Dad: And that’s why there aren’t very many left?

RJ: Yep. You shouldn’t mess with the bad guys.

Dad: I’ll keep that in mind next time I see them swimming past.

(while eating breakfast)

LR: RJ, the Earth wont be around forever. The sun is going to blow up and the Earth will get completely burned.

RJ: But I want to do something awesome. I know, I’ll save the mammoths!

LR: You’ll have to go past Jupiter.

RJ: I’ll take them to Pluto. It’s icy.

Dad: But where are you going to get the mammoths. They’re extinct now.

RJ: I’ll need a time machine… But I have to invent it first.