Crumpled Home

(RJ watching the cat slink around under the playroom table.)

RJ: Violet Kitty is exploring under the ocean… But she’s got to be careful… It’s not safe down there…

RJ: She’s stepping forward and… Look! She’s discovered new life! Violet Kitty is a scientist exploring under the ocean!

(Violet finds something and starts sniffing it.)

RJ: Oh no! No! Violet! Stop! Don’t eat it! (sighs)

RJ: (turns to Dad) Violet Kitty is not an undersea explorer after all… She was just hungry.

RJ: Let’s be explorers!

Dad: Yeah! We can go and discover new lands.

RJ: We have to protect the children.

Dad: Um… Okay. Let’s go!

RJ: We have to be sneaky and watch out for the weasel. It will eat us!

Dad: That dastardly weasel! Let’s hide behind these reeds.

RJ: No! Let’s hide under this mushroom.

Dad: (attempting to hide behind mushroom) Okay.

RJ: Oh no! Two weasels!

One weasel is bad enough...