Crumpled Home

(while packing school lunches in the kitchen)

RJ: (blocking doorway with his arms) Watch out! Laser beams here! You can’t get through!

Dad: Hey RJ, where do you get all your laser beams from?

RJ: Not me! I didn’t put them there. The bad guys did.

Dad: Riiiight. So where do they get their laser beams from?

RJ: The Bad Guy Shop. We can’t go there.

Dad: Why not?

RJ: You need a disguise. Then you sneak in and then growl. Grrrrr.

Dad: Then they’ll let us buy stuff?

RJ: Yes. Then we can get our own laser beams… and a cannon. If we put it out in our big tree, it can shoot the bad guys and stop them from putting in more laser beams.

Bad guys not welcome here