RJ: Mum. Did you know that when dinosaurs said ‘Yes’ they meant ‘No’, and when they said ‘No’ they meant ‘Yes’?
Mom: No. Where did you learn that?
RJ: Not from school! Not from Wikipedia! The brain! The brain just tells me things!
RJ: It’s like, “Is drinking urine bad for your kidneys? Yes!”
RJ: That’s from my brain too!
![Take that, Edison! [Explore front page]](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4184044042_0ba5c1d704_m.jpg "Take that, Edison! [Explore front page]")
(while watching a documentary about India with LR)
RJ: I want to watch Dangerous Seas!
Mum: Just wait RJ. Be quiet for one minute and we’ll put it on for you.
RJ: But I don’t like this.
Dad: Mum’s right RJ. Just sit still for one minute.
RJ: (quiet for about 10 seconds) But it’s boring!
Mum: One minute. You just have to not say anything for one minute.
RJ: (quiet for about 15 seconds) It’s boring my eyeballs out!
RJ: (melodramatically raises his fists and bangs them against his head) Uhhhhgh.
Dad: RJ! Just sit quietly for one minite and we’ll switch. That’s the deal.
RJ: I’m leaving your deal on the table!
Mum: Just one minute. That’s all you have to wait.
RJ: (silence for 30 seconds) This is boring into my braaaaain! (dramatic gestures, hands in the air, head hanging forward)
Dad: Try again mate.
RJ: (silence for 45 seconds)
Mum & Dad: Well done! You did it!
RJ: Now can I watch Dangerous Seas?
Dad: Umm… how about something else instead? I can’t find that DVD.
