Feb 26 2010

RJ at the bat

RJ has begun his grueling training regime for the year. “Spring” training got off to a great start when, at his first practice session, he managed to hit the ball directly into the face of his coach, standing several metres away. Not surprisingly, T-ball is now his favorite sport.

RJ at the bat, moments after giving the ball a mighty clobbering.


Nov 3 2009

Halloween Haunted Garage Ends in Tragedy

For most of us, a Halloween party means costumes, candy and a good time, but those attending the Marshall’s annual Halloween party left with only tears and potential sleepless nights.

Promoted as a kid-friendly take on the classic Haunted House, visitors were alarmed by the terrifying sounds and sights within. Groups of children, faces streaked with tears, were seen being led away to the protective arms of their parents.

Visitors to the Haunted Garage encountered a dark, fog-filled cavern and guided through a dark, webbed tunnel swarming with tarantulas, before being attacked by vampire bats.

A statement from Australian Quarantine and Inspection Service (AQIS) officials states that the garage will be quarantined for the next 24 hours while they assess the scope of the infestation and determine the source of the non-native species. Sources indicate that the attached residence may require demolition to eliminate the outbreak.

Several disturbed guests reported encountering a strange seated figure with glowing eyes, a horrific crime scene involving dismembered teddy bears, and being attacked by an eerie floating apparation.

Some of the more confused reports include glimpses of a freakish ape man, or perhaps a gorilla, living within the depths of the garage, but these have not been corroborated. Perth Zoo officials have been contacted and an investigation is pending.

Police are requesting that anyone with any information regarding these events contact the Crime Stoppers Hotline at…

Haunted House Behind the Middle School


Oct 26 2009

Watch out for the red ones

(while driving home from school)

Dad: Red light. We have to stop.

RJ: Yes. Time to stop… No! Don’t stop here!

Dad: Why not?

RJ: Red vampires! They look like red people and they get you if you stop.

Dad: We have to stop; it’s a red light!

RJ: No, no! It’s a trap! They turn into bats and hide in the lights. Then they turn them red and get you.

Dad: Can’t I just lock the doors?

RJ: They’re too strong. They can break the locks.

Dad: We’ll drive really fast and get out of here.

RJ: No. They are very fast too.

Dad: I guess we’re doomed.

RJ: Yes. Doomed… doomed… doomed…

Awaken


Aug 26 2009

At the Farm

A few more pictures from our last trip to Gingin. Our friend E stopped by to visit and we had a great time playing in the shed and chasing the pinballs around the fields. The next day we had to prune the grape vines to get them ready for the next growing season. It should be a great crop this year!

RJ gives LR a lift on the block and tackle.

RJ gives LR a lift on the block and tackle.

E, RJ and LR decided to bury a small finch, instead of feeding it to Mr. Bitey

E, RJ and LR decided to bury a small finch, instead of feeding it to Mr. Bitey

Pinball wizards!

Pinball wizards!

Playing fetch with the kids. Sticks don't work, but giant pinballs do!

Playing fetch with the kids. Sticks don't work, but giant pinballs do!

Look out Poppa! Floating pinballs are dangerous!

Look out Poppa! Floating pinballs are dangerous!

Poppa had a bat take residence in his computer.

Poppa had a bat take residence in his computer.

Mum gets to work on one of the more pathetic grape vines.

Mum gets to work on one of the more pathetic grape vines.

LR gets the low branches; Grammy gets the high ones.

LR gets the low branches; Grammy gets the high ones.

RJ helps chop the weeds... unless it's one that he thinks is cute.

RJ helps chop the weeds... unless it's one that he thinks is cute.

Scarlet helps by sniffing everything.

Scarlet helps by sniffing everything.

LR harvests the olives, lemons and rose hips.

LR harvests the olives, lemons and rose hips.

These olives need to be pickled before we can eat them.

These olives need to be pickled before we can eat them.

LR carried the bucket everywhere. Strong kid!

LR carried the bucket everywhere. Strong kid!