It’s a family affair

(overheard from a neighbouring room)

RJ: Oh Kitty, you are so wonderful. I love you so much… Let’s get married!

RJ: It will be wonderful, you can help run the museum with me. We can have a baby — a half-cat, half-human baby, covered in fur!

RJ: We’ll be married so hard, we can’t ever break up! …  Except if one of us gets eaten by a dragon….

RJ: We’ll have so much money. I’ll buy you a new litter box and a ring and a special suit and everything you could want…. and when I’m king, you can be the Queen of Queensland.

(a pause, then footsteps as he excitedly runs into to the room)

RJ: DAD!!! YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT!!!

RJ: SHE SAID, “YES“!!!

 You know what Flickr? If Zumi could give you the middle finger, she would right now.


One Response to “It’s a family affair”

  • Jess Says:

    This has to be one of my favourite RJisms! Definitely in the top 3. It’s wonderful to know he loves his cat so much.

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