May 15 2013

Draw your own conclusions

With the start of the school term, RJ is once again on a drawing kick. He has dubbed himself the “Professor of Monsters” and claims to have exhaustive knowledge about any monster you can name, including many you’ve never heard of.

The Finix

It’s tiny. So tiny you can’t even see it, unless you have a super powerful microscope. It lays eggs on your skin and after a few days thousands of spiders burst out. The worst part is after that you then shrink down and become a new Finix.

Some cartoon characters he's been learning to draw from a book.

Some cartoon characters he’s been learning to draw from a book.

The sailors only know about the kraken attacking them... little do they know there's a massive battle raging below.

The sailors only know about the kraken attacking them… little do they know there’s a massive battle raging below.

The lead characters of the amazing new series, Adventure Cheese. The king (on his throne) is intentionally ugly and decrepit.

The lead characters of the amazing new series, Adventure Cheese. The king (on his throne) is intentionally ugly and decrepit.

Keep in mind that RJ hasn’t ever seen XKCD, so this was a bit of a surprise. Every room has a trap and there’s only one safe path to the treasure room. The big problem is that this guy is French, “Bonjour!” and can’t read the warning sign.

If this guy was wise, he wouldn't take any of the entrances... but apparently he's French... and the sign is in English.

If this guy was wise, he wouldn’t take any of the entrances… but apparently he’s French… and the sign is in English.