May 2 2013

Early morning trash talk

(while eating breakfast)

RJ: Dad. I think I know your problem.

Dad: Uhh… Which problem is that?

RJ: Your breath. Every morning. It totally stinks.

Dad: Yeah. It’s a common problem around here, Mr. Stinky McBreatherson.

RJ: What happens is… Every night… While you’re asleep…

Dad: Yes?

RJ: An invisible rubbish truck feeds you a whole pile of garbage…

You should really do something about that.

Day 129 - Icy conditions?