Unpredictable sole mates
(While eating breakfast, RJ is sitting on a stool with his foot curled up in his arms, somewhat like a contortionist…)
RJ: Oh Footy… Why don’t you love me anymore?
Dad: RJ, eat your breakfast. You still have to get ready for school.
RJ: But Footy wont even talk to me!
Dad: Have you considered buying it flowers?
RJ: I tried that, but he just stomped on them and ran away. He used to love me so much!
Dad: That’s called unrequited love — when you love someone and they don’t love you back.
RJ: No it’s not. It’s called, “He’s in a bad mood and maybe he’ll cheer up later.”