Revisiting the dark ages
(Overheard in the bathroom)
RJ: LR! While you were gone, the weather was just crazy, we had every kind of rain.
RJ: Yeah. We had light rain, normal rain, heavy rain, bucketing rain and torrential rain. And the wind!!
LR: How windy was it?
RJ: Lots of different kinds. Winds, heavy winds, gushing winds. The weather was just pouring down in buckets!
LR: (impressed) Whoah!
RJ: The trees were blowing everywhere and lots of branches broke off. Some of the trees even smashed down the power lines. We didn’t have any power here at all. Nothing worked!
LR: Nothing at all?
RJ: (intensely serious) Nothing… Not even the Internet.