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(while walking around in France)

Dad: So I guess if you were attacking a castle, it was pretty important to have an impressive name.

RJ: If you were attacking, Dad, I know what you’d be called.

Dad: Yeah? What’s that.

RJ: Oscar… Oscar the Dangerous Chicken.

Dad: Hmmm… Really? I’m sure it would be something way more scary… Something like Draco the Savage.

RJ: No. Definitely Oscar the Dangerous Chicken… But you have a friend who travels around with you and helps you.

Dad: You mean a sidekick?

RJ: Yes! Your sidekick is a thumb, just a thumb and no hand or fingers… He’s called Thimbric the Terrible.

Dad: He’s got a better name than I do! Oscar the Dangerous Chicken… That’s just silly!

RJ: I could change it… Something MUCH better… Hmmmm… I know!

RJ: Your new name is Oscar the Romantic Fridge Magnet!

Dad: Aaaaarrrrggghhh!!!!

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