Just so we’re clear on this… It’s not Dad’s fault.

RJ: Mum. Did you know that when dinosaurs said ‘Yes’ they meant ‘No’, and when they said ‘No’ they meant ‘Yes’?

Mom: No. Where did you learn that?

RJ: Not from school! Not from Wikipedia! The brain! The brain just tells me things!

RJ: It’s like, “Is drinking urine bad for your kidneys? Yes!”

RJ: That’s from my brain too!

Take that, Edison!    [Explore front page]


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