The eternal battle between good and evil
(during a mighty battle between Evil Dad and Good RJ)
Evil Dad: You’ll never get me. I’m going to destroy the world!
Good RJ: (putting headband on Evil Dad) The magic helmet changes you to the good side!
Good Dad: Hey. I feel like a good guy now. Let’s go destroy the bad guys!
Good RJ: Yes! But before I can trust you, you have to do something good.
Good Dad: Yes? What’s that?
Good RJ: (dramatically) You have to kill your evil mother.
Good Dad: What?! But I like her!
Good RJ: Sorry, but it’s the only way to know that you’re really good.
Good Dad: That’s terrible!
Good RJ: Okay. Maybe you can kill your evil father instead.
Good Dad: I… I still don’t want to. He taught me all my evil tricks.
Good RJ: (sighing) Okay. Maybe just one of your evil friends. How about Mr Poison Toadstool?
Good Dad: Okay… I guess.
Good RJ: You can use my super gun. It shoots saucepans that fly out and hit people, then turn into fighting robots.
Good Dad: AWESOME!
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