And you think your relationship problems are bad…

(while discussing RJ’s girlfriend problems over breakfast)

Dad: So maybe you just need a hockey mask? It’s a mask that you can see through with metal bars. It will block anything big from getting through and hitting your face.

RJ: Yeah! I need one that uses laser beams and blasts things that try to go through.

LR: They aren’t real, RJ. You just have to get one with bars.

RJ: They ARE real. They’re made by mad scientists and they are VERY useful.

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