Do you want to see something really scary?
(Looking at LR’s new learning-to-draw book)
LR: That werewolf is really scary, daddy. I don’t like it.
Dad: Yeah, they made him pretty freaky looking.
RJ: I love werewolves. I like it when they hide.
Dad: Have you seen them hiding around here?
RJ: Yes. In the… in the kitchen.
Dad: In the kitchen?
RJ: Well they use their magic and turn into a tortoise, or vegetables, or magnets, or a picture… and… and…
Dad: Yeah?
RJ: (whispering) One time I saw him turn into a fridge.
