They could be there a while

Dad: RJ, can you come in your room and clean up the shells that are all over the floor?

RJ: I can’t! They have to be there!

Dad: Why?

RJ: Because I’m waiting for a mammoth to come and stomp them into the ground so they can become fossils.

Dad: But they’re going to hurt my feet if I walk in there!

RJ: Don’t do that! They aren’t for people! You have to be really big to push them into the floor.

Elephant Evolution

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