But only the good girls and boys get some

(after delivering bowls of rice pudding covered in fresh raspberry sauce)

Dad: (whispering to RJ) I think it’s monkey brains.

RJ: (whispering) No. It’s not.

(a few minutes later)

RJ: (yelling) It’s Santa brains!!!

Dad: But doesn’t Santa need them?

LR: Naah. He’s done that trip so many times, he doesn’t need brains to know where to go.

RJ: He’s so good, he doesn’t need them, and we get to eat them up!

Jumping Brain by Emilio Garcia

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