What’s in a name?
(while at a friends fairy themed birthday party)
Fairy Leader: (enthusiastically) What’s your fairy name?
E: (excited) Fairy E!
Fairy Leader: And what’s your fairy name?
M: (excited) Fairy M!
Fairy Leader: And you! What’s your fairy name?
RJ: (excited) King Ladybug!
Fairy Leader: But what’s your fairy name?
RJ: (grumpy) King Ladybug. Just King Ladybug. I’m not a fairy!
All bow before King Ladybug!
The King surveys his fairy infested domain.
