Providing the best deals on lasers and cannons in town

(while packing school lunches in the kitchen)

RJ: (blocking doorway with his arms) Watch out! Laser beams here! You can’t get through!

Dad: Hey RJ, where do you get all your laser beams from?

RJ: Not me! I didn’t put them there. The bad guys did.

Dad: Riiiight. So where do they get their laser beams from?

RJ: The Bad Guy Shop. We can’t go there.

Dad: Why not?

RJ: You need a disguise. Then you sneak in and then growl. Grrrrr.

Dad: Then they’ll let us buy stuff?

RJ: Yes. Then we can get our own laser beams… and a cannon. If we put it out in our big tree, it can shoot the bad guys and stop them from putting in more laser beams.

16 Inch Battleship Gun at Navy Yard

Bad guys not welcome here


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