Batteries not included
(RJ walks in with a mesh bag over his head)
RJ: I’m a helping robot. I do everything you say!
Dad: I LOVE THIS ROBOT!!!
… (later)
Dad: So, Robot, what do you do for fun?
RJ: We play robot games. Robot hide and seek. Robot chasing. Switch on switch off.
Dad: And do you have to eat food?
RJ: Yes. I am hungry.
Dad: What do you eat?
RJ: (deviously) Only robot lollypops and robot chocolate.
Dad: Bad news, Robot. We don’t have those, anything else?
RJ: (sighing) Sometimes we can eat robot peanut butter sandwiches.
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