And if you eat a piece from this side…

(while getting ready for school in the morning)

Dad: RJ! Where are you? Time to get dressed.

RJ: (hiding under umbrella) There is no RJ here!

Dad: Okay. Whoever is under that umbrella must get dressed now!

RJ: There is no umbrella here!

Dad: What are you then?

RJ: I’m a talking mushroom! Boop boop! Hello!

basking

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