Watch out for the red ones
(while driving home from school)
Dad: Red light. We have to stop.
RJ: Yes. Time to stop… No! Don’t stop here!
Dad: Why not?
RJ: Red vampires! They look like red people and they get you if you stop.
Dad: We have to stop; it’s a red light!
RJ: No, no! It’s a trap! They turn into bats and hide in the lights. Then they turn them red and get you.
Dad: Can’t I just lock the doors?
RJ: They’re too strong. They can break the locks.
Dad: We’ll drive really fast and get out of here.
RJ: No. They are very fast too.
Dad: I guess we’re doomed.
RJ: Yes. Doomed… doomed… doomed…
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