It’s not easy being green
(while preparing dinner)
Dad: Okay. Let’s add some peas! Everyone loves peas!
RJ: No! No peas. We can’t do peas.
Dad: Why not?
RJ: They’ll make me turn green.
Dad: That’s okay, I’ll just rinse you off in the shower.
RJ: That wont work. The green will be… under… my… skin…
